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^GI am he as ^G7you are he as ^Byou are me

and ^Cwe are ^Dall ^Gtoge^G7ther

^Bsee how they run like pigs from a gun see ^Fhow they fly

I’m ^Gcrying.

^GSitting on a ^G7corn^Cflake, ^Ebwaiting for the ^Fvan to ^Gcome<sup>G7

Eb</sup>corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

^Aman you been a naughty boy

you let your face grow long.



I am the ^Beggman, they are the ^Ceggman

I am the ^Dwalrus goo goo goo joob.



Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row

see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye

crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

boy you been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down.



I am the eggman ...



Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

if the sun don’t come

you get a tan from standing in the English rain.



I am the eggman ...



Expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you

see how they smile, like pigs in a sty

see how they snied

I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower

elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna

man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.



I am the eggman ...