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EmShe's got the kind of look that defies gravity. <sup>C





Am</sup>She's the perfect cook, and she'^Cs fat-free.





^EmShe's been to private school, and she speaks





^Amperfect French. She's got her perfect friends,





oh, isn'^Ct she cool.





^EmShe practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose ^Cher nerve.





^AmShe's more than you deserve, oh she's just far^C





better than me, hey hey.





^GSo don't ^Dbother, I won't die of de^Amception^C.





^GPromise you won^D't ever see me cry. <sup>Am C





G</sup>So don't bother^D, I'll be fine, but she's ^Amwaiting^C.





^GThe ring you ga^Dve to her will lose it's sh^Amine. <sup>C





Cm</sup>So don't bother, be unkind.





I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.





I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?





She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.





I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.