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E <sup>G5 E A5 E D5/A E

D5</sup>If you’re ^E havin’ trouble with the high school head

He’s givin’ you the blues ^{D E}

You wanna graduate but not in ’is bed

Here’s what you gotta do ^{D E}

Pick up the phone

I’m always home, call me anytime

^D Just ring ^E three six ^Dtwo, ^Efour three six ^D o ^E

I lead a life ^Dof crime ^E

Chorus:

^A5Dirty deeds done ^G5dirt ^A5cheap

^EDirty deeds done ^D dirt ^E cheap

^A5Dirty deeds done ^G5dirt ^A5cheap

^EDirty deeds they’re done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds they’re done dirt cheap^{D E}

You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart ^{D E}

He’s double dealin’ with your best friend

That’s when the tear drops start, fella ^{D E}

Pick up the phone, I’m here alone, or make a social call ^{D E}

Come right in ^{D E}, forget about him ^{D E}

We’ll have ourselves ^Da ball ^E

Chorus

Break

^{B E}, per intro

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain’t got the guts ^{D E}

She keeps naggin’ at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts ^{D E}

Pick up the phone, leave her alone

It’s time you made a stand ^{D E}

For a fee^{D E} I’m happy to be ^{D E}

Your back ^D door ^E man. Whoo!

Chorus

Concrete shoes^{G5 E}, cyanide ^{A5 E}, T. N. T.

^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap

Neck-ties ^{G5 E}, contracts ^{A5 E}, high voltage

^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap

Dirty deeds ^{G E A E} )

^E Done ^D dirt ^E cheap ) Repeat

They’re ready to send ^Ahim on ^E the cruise