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^GI read the ^Hminews today oh ^Emiboy

^Cabout a ^Emilucky man who ^Amimade the grade

^Gand though the ^Hminews was rather ^Emisad

^Cwell I just ^Fhad to ^Emilaugh

^CI saw the ^Fphoto^Emigraph.

He blew his mind out in a car

he didn’t notice that the lights had changed

a crowd of people stood and stared

they’d seen his face before

^Eminobody was really sure

if he was from the House of ^Clords.



I saw a film today oh boy

the English army had just won the war

a crowd of people turned away

but I just had to look

^Emihaving read the book

I’d love to ^Hmiturn ^Gyou ^Emion.



Woke up fell out of bed

dragged a comb across my head

found my way downstairs and drank a cup

and looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

made the bus in seconds flat

found my way upstairs and had a smoke

somebody spoke and I went into a dream.



I read the news today oh boy

four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire

and though the holes were rather small

they had to count them all

^Eminow they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert ^CHall

I’d love to ^Hmiturn ^Gyou ^Eon.